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I love this woman.
I like sending this text this morning.
I hope you become like the sun to me…
You keep me warm when I’m cold.
You wake me up most mornings.
You make me look good when I stand in your light.
There’s ever chance I’ll go red around you…
and the more time I spend around you, the more I could get hurt.
My favourite ‘Craig quotes.’
“Have a look for one of those massive snakes on google, y’know, those dead big ones, are they called monty pythons?”
“Are the moon and the sun the same thing? Just like, changing colour?”
and after watching the bit in Jackass the movie where steve-o jacks off a sea cucumber…
“Awwwhh, poor seacumber.”
HAHAHAHA. :D
I’m in a weird situation because I like rainbows. So whenever I wear a shirt with a rainbow on it, underneath it I have to put ‘not gay.’ But I’m not against gay people so underneath that I have to put ‘but supportive.’ I just think it’s weird that one group claimed refracted light. That’s pretty greedy, gays.
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| — | Demetri Martin <3 |
